ALL THE FEELS
ALL OF THEM
That one time that Disney finally graduated from killing off one or both parents just for the hell of it to explicitly validating non-traditional families.
WHEN MY PROFESSOR STILL HASN’T SUBMITTED MY GRADE
- High school students: What are college people complaining about? They're almost done and they have a longer summer. Stop complaining.
- College students: You have no idea what stress is.
- Graduates: Fucking hell I actually have to have a job AND pay for things now.
"I’m a geek. I’m a writer. I spent all of my time in my childhood obsessing about Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Who. I was alone, I was an outsider — what do you expect? I was that bullied kid at the back of the class weeping for loneliness. I don’t think, generally speaking, people become writers because they were the really good, really cool, attractive kid in class. I’ll be honest. This is our revenge for people who were much better looking and more popular than us. I was a bit like that, I suppose."
- Joss Whedon: Hey! You guys wanna write a book together?
- J. K. Rowling: Sure.
- Suzanne Collins: Why not?
- Shakespeare: If it is to be of a tragical nature, then I doth not protest!
- Beginning of the book: Unimportant characters die.
- Middle of the book: Favorite characters died.
- End of the book: Everyone is dead.
- George R.R. Martin: They didn't suffer enough.
They are short one Neil DeGrasse Tyson for event horizon status.awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:
Bill Nye the Science Guy and the Mythbusters
This might be a nerd event horizon.
^ +1
"If you want to say you’ve always been gay for me, everyone just always assumed it."
House speaks what the fans know (via spaghetti—day)
The irony of attending a private university but being unable to afford more than one meal a day.
- Me: *watches new internet explorer advert*
- Me: I want that.
- Me:
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- Me: The fuck did I just say.
