So Lent is approaching and there’s been talk of sacrifice, something I don’t do well. I don’t indulge in much or that often - I guess I spread my vices and weaknesses pretty equally so I always psyche myself out and say giving one of these up isn’t going to make a big difference.
And then I thought of the one thing I can’t give up. Sex. Because I already gave it up. But you can’t really give up what you don’t participate in. It’ll just be a running joke this Lent.